Boxing Day

Strange items of cheap clothing that make me wonder how it is possible I am so little-known by those who made me, check. Snoopy calendar with over 200 stickers, check. Love Actually and a bottle of red on Xmas Eve and no actual love present and accounted for, check. Dogs dressed in reindeer antlers and a Santa suit, respectively, check. Nice dinner with the immediate family, first with an official brother-in-law, check. Mass texts of holiday wishes, check. Personalized message of cheer from ex-boyfriend in lieu of Christmas beers, check. Thoughtfulness paid forward with little return on the investment, check. A blizzard on its way and no milk or eggs or bread in the house, check. A nice and uneventful holiday, check. Nothing good on television, check. Bored now. Check.